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Strange English Rules 

Today on 3rd May we have the most important Polish national holiday - the anniversary of The 3rd May Constitution enact. Constitution is a very important document for every country. But England doesn't have a constitution! However, they have some rules about ruling, for example Precedent code. They also have  a lot of strange rigths.

Warning! This text is not only about England, but also about other English speaking countries.

1. If you stick a stamp with the Queen upside down, you will become a traitor.
2. In Victoria state in Australia, wearing  pink shorts during the Sunday afternoon is considered offensive.
3. In England, drivers of black taxis have to ask all passegners  if they are suffering from  smallpox or pest.
4. In Florida, unmarried women must not jump with a parachute.
5. In Joliet city in Illinois, a woman can be arrested if she tries on more than 6 dresses in one shop.
6. In Kentucky, no one can have a hidden weapon ( longer than 1,8 m ) during the walk.
7. In Chester in Great Brittain, everyone can shoot with a bow at a Welsh after midnight.
8. In State Vermont, women have to have the husband's permission for denture wearing.
9. In Alabama, you mustn't drive a car with an eyeband.

It is all that I wanted to say. Good bye!

by  Anonymous Hater